Tag: Dallas
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Totally Legal Lunchtime Gambling
Sichuanese Cuisine2001 Coit Rd, Plano, TX 75075Google Rating: 4.3 Stars (560 Reviews) Habibi-san’s rating: I learned a lot about (~mostly disreputable~) street food stalls in 2025 through short form media. Who knew that you could make an omelet in Mumbai with skittles and Fanta? I can tell you that videos from Vietnam, Cambodia, Nepal, and…
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Seoul’s Wing Stop is Better
bb.q Chicken2625 Old Denton Rd Ste 582 Carrollton, TX 75007Google Rating: 4.4 Stars (1,023 reviews) Habibi-san’s rating: As of this publication, Texas A&M football is undefeated. It is a blessing and a privilege to watch college football in September with even a modicum of hope, and I will not take it for granted. Depending on…
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Culinary Fusion is Pretentious
Ramen Del Barrio1700 W Parmer Ln Suite 100, Austin, TX 78727Google: 4.5 Stars (477 Reviews) Habibi-san’s rating: Fusion food is supposed to mix cultures, so why does it all taste the same? If you are addicted to short-form video content, you know that newly opened fusion restaurants get the most clicks. Most of the time,…
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When is it Time for Tteokbokki?
Cafe HwaSan2001 Coit Rd #300A, Plano, TX 75075Google: 4.4 Stars (303 Reviews) Habibi-san’s rating: I used to count down the days until Easter Sunday brunch. Smoked salmon and eggs benedict drenched in molten hollandaise sauce danced in my mind during the priest’s homily like sugar plums on Christmas Eve. After mass, my father would lead us on…
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Existentialism and Gyudon
Totto Yama100 Legacy Dr #110-107, Plano, TX 75023Google: 3.7 Stars (68 Reviews) Habibi-san’s rating: I have gotten embarrassingly good at Excel. Thanks primarily to a few offshore YouTubers, I have become proficient in making reliable and consistent Excel models, akin to serving lightly seasoned entrées at Ruth’s Chris. Out of every Excel user in the…
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The City of Dallas v. Harrison
Tatsu Dallas3309 Elm St, Ste. 120, Dallas, TX 75226Google: 4.7 Stars (121 reviews) Habibi-San’s Rating: In 1978, Saddam Hussein’s favorite television show was the soap opera, “Dallas.” I am certain he could relate mightily to the Texan oil wars, but less so to the capitalistic motives of the Ewing family. Because of Saddam’s “Kim Jung…
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Google Reviews are a Sick Joke
Highland Noodles 金城兰州拉面9188 Prestmont Pl Suite 110, Frisco, TX 75035Google: 4.0 Stars (556 reviews) Habibi-san’s Rating: What elements contribute to a five star Google review? Does all “good” food start out at 3 stars and then the ambience of the restaurant along with the air conditioning, attentive service, natural light, and cleanliness push that bad…
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